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kerb

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Guile wrote on 08-02-2018 08:21 PM

it's an original thread ffs

i could have done a hafa theme and for sure you'd have been one of the usual suspects



that sounds a lot more fun

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Guile wrote on 08-02-2018 08:21 PM



i could have done a hafa theme and for sure you'd have been one of the usual suspects




small head, but large face; fleshy lips, but thin upper lip; protuberances (bumps) on head, in back of head and around ear; wrinkles on forehead and face; large sinus cavities or bumpy face; tattoos on body; receding hairline; bumps on head, particularly above left ear; large incisors; bushy eyebrows, tending to meet across nose; large eye sockets, but deep-set eyes; beaked or flat nose; strong jaw line; small and sloping forehead; small or weak chin; thin neck; sloping shoulders, but large chest; large, protruding jug ears; long arms; high cheek bones; pointy or snubbed fingers or toes

Too easy again - Reece Elliott

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Looking at those photos, it appears that the gene pools filters need to be cleaned.

According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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Matt
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KILLED PEOPLE BY SPEEDING IN CAR AND RAN AWAY - JONATHON

PEDO NONCE - CHRISTOPHER

ARSON - STEVEN

one is in fact: INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES - STEFAN





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Guile
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And the results are:


CHRISTOPHER ABBOTT - ARSON JAILED FOR 32 MONTHS, TOLD HE WAS "VERY LUCKY NOBODY DIED"

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STEFAN WYSZYNSKI - INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES. PRIMATE OF POLAND, NOTED FOR HIS STAND AGAINST NAZISM AND COMMUNISM REGARDED AS A POLISH NATIONAL HERO

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STEVEN TAYLOR - PEDO NONCE JAILED FOR 3 YEARS 6 MONTHS BRANDED AS "UNBELIEVABLY EVIL" BY JUDGE

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JONATHON WYNNE - BOY RACER JAILED FOR TWO YEARS BANNED FROM DRIVING FOR THREE YEARS. DRIVING AT HIGH SPEED ON WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD, IN THE INEVITABLE CRASH HE INJURED 7 PEOPLE, RAN OFF AND REPORTED HIS CAR AS STOLEN

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Thanks to everyone who played, well done MATT for a highly accurate scientific analysis using his criminal anthropological skill set.

Stay tuned for Episode 2 of

WHAT'S MY CRIME?

though i spend my time in ashes and smoke
in this whole wide world there's no happier bloke

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Bah, I got the arsonist and pedo wrong.

The priest was an obvious candidate for criminal behaviour, but I figured that made him most likely to be innocent.

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Guile
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Matt wrote on 15-02-2018 01:50 PM

The priest was an obvious candidate for criminal behaviour, but I figured that made him most likely to be innocent.



well done on spotting the lamb amongst the wolves. hope you'll play again in episode 2

though i spend my time in ashes and smoke
in this whole wide world there's no happier bloke

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