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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> Thought for the day Author Pages (42):  « Prev ... «  32  33  34  35  [36]  37  38  39  40  » ... Next »    Coops Registered: Jul 2003 Posts: 18545 - Threads: 513 Location: I've not seen a scouser get this excited over one leg since Paul McCartney met Heather Mills. I've got chickens in my back yard Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 05-04-2018 11:08 AM Angel_Blue13 Mü§ic Me Registered: Nov 2005 Posts: 3571 - Threads: 61 Location: On It Innit Quote: Private1 wrote on 04-04-2018 11:12 AM Welcome back. Which one are you? Thank you hunni you do make me and with your posts! I've been the twirler for the majority, then the warbler and have also had my turn at bein a snoozer in the boozer! & your good self? Rudeness is a weak persons imitation of strength! 'Only a few find the way,some don't recognise it when they do,some don't even want to' Cheshire Cat ~ Welcome to the party of consciousness ~ Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 05-04-2018 11:13 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Quote: Angel_Blue13 wrote on 05-04-2018 11:13 AM Thank you hunni you do make me and with your posts! I've been the twirler for the majority, then the warbler and have also had my turn at bein a snoozer in the boozer! & your good self? These days definitely the snoozer. According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 11-04-2018 10:27 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London There's a new fad at the moment where kids snort condoms. It seems their parents didn't use them correctly either. According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 11-04-2018 10:29 AM Angel_Blue13 Mü§ic Me Registered: Nov 2005 Posts: 3571 - Threads: 61 Location: On It Innit Quote: Private1 wrote on 11-04-2018 10:27 AM These days definitely the snoozer. Innit just, always good to schedule in a nipnap time, still gotta look after inner child tho, just gotta remember to remember: 1. Work hard 2. Play hard 3. Rest hard Repeat That's it, set for life, away we go with a zim zim zimma maybe one day, if not, I'm sure someone else will give it a shot! Think thonk think awayay Rudeness is a weak persons imitation of strength! 'Only a few find the way,some don't recognise it when they do,some don't even want to' Cheshire Cat ~ Welcome to the party of consciousness ~ Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 11-04-2018 19:47 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Quote: Angel_Blue13 wrote on 11-04-2018 07:47 PM Innit just, always good to schedule in a nipnap time, still gotta look after inner child tho, just gotta remember to remember: 1. Work hard 2. Play hard 3. Rest hard Repeat That's it, set for life, away we go with a zim zim zimma maybe one day, if not, I'm sure someone else will give it a shot! Think thonk think awayay My inner child has turned into an inner sloth. According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 12-04-2018 13:18 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Don't die a virgin. Terrorists are up there waiting for you. According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 12-04-2018 13:19 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Flat Earthers never seem to appreciate how lucky we are that the Earth is horizontal rather than vertical. According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 12-04-2018 16:12 PM All times are GMT. The time now is 17:07:00         Pages (42):  « Prev ... «  32  33  34  35  [36]  37  38  39  40  » ... 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