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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> Does Corbyn actually have a chance? Author Pages (22):  « Prev ... «  14  15  16  17  18  19  [20]  21  22      Coops Registered: Jul 2003 Posts: 18545 - Threads: 513 Location: Who's down with DUP? That May lady. I've got chickens in my back yard Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 09-06-2017 11:50 AM Quin. ??? Registered: Oct 2010 Posts: 33318 - Threads: 426 Location: london Quote: Coops wrote on 09-06-2017 11:50 AM Who's down with DUP? That May lady. OLD SCHOOL REFERENCE And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 09-06-2017 12:19 PM Quin. ??? Registered: Oct 2010 Posts: 33318 - Threads: 426 Location: london The best quote of the fallout so far has to go to Nigel Evans: The latter stages of the campaign saw the Prime Minister hampered by accusations of "hiding from the public" while remaining absent from rallies and television debates, and repeating soundbites in stage-managed interviews. Tory MP Nigel Evans claimed the Tory manifesto "lost us the election", demanding to know who inserted controversial policies on social care and fox hunting. “We didn't shoot ourselves in the foot, we shot ourselves in the head,” And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 09-06-2017 12:32 PM Matt V2.0 Registered: Apr 2002 Posts: 17728 - Threads: 847 Location: Surrey 2016 Honourable Mention Party Animal Coalition of Chaos(TM) This desperate Conservative government will reach out to the hardline DUP – a party that denies climate change, opposes abortion and is openly homophobic. Theresa May was right to warn about a “coalition of chaos” – her party is about to try to create one. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 09-06-2017 12:35 PM Matt V2.0 Registered: Apr 2002 Posts: 17728 - Threads: 847 Location: Surrey 2016 Honourable Mention Party Animal http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/tories-hoping-for-constructive-relationship-with-creationist-homophobes-who-think-pope-is-satan-20170609129202 Quote: THE Conservative Party has reassured Britain that the government being propped up by swivel-eyed, religious lunatics will be ‘totally fine’. Ulster’s Democratic Unionist Party was founded in 1971 by the late Ian Paisley while he was stabbing an Action Man he had dressed up as Pope Paul VI. It is now looking forward to influencing government policy in a wide range of demented areas. DUP leader Arlene Foster confirmed the party would support a minority Conservative government on condition that Theresa May stands on a massive orange Bible and denounces Roman Catholicism as ‘Beelzebub’s Travelling Circus’. She added: “Obviously we’ll also be needing a wee ban on abortion, the gayness, scientists and strong liquor.” A Downing Street spokesman said: “It’s very important we have a strong and stable government. But it’s okay if it’s also a tiny bit insane.” Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 09-06-2017 12:37 PM Guile A magnificent animal of a man Registered: Sep 2001 Posts: 2659 - Threads: 68 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy Quote: Matt wrote on 09-06-2017 12:35 PM Coalition of Chaos(™) This desperate Conservative government will reach out to the hardline DUP – a party that denies climate change, opposes abortion and is openly homophobic. Theresa May was right to warn about a “coalition of chaos” – her party is about to try to create one. FTFY let's raise a glass or two to everything that's lost on you Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 09-06-2017 12:43 PM Matt V2.0 Registered: Apr 2002 Posts: 17728 - Threads: 847 Location: Surrey 2016 Honourable Mention Party Animal Quote: Guile wrote on 09-06-2017 12:43 PM FTFY thanks, that's exactly what I was looking for! Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 09-06-2017 12:49 PM Matt V2.0 Registered: Apr 2002 Posts: 17728 - Threads: 847 Location: Surrey 2016 Honourable Mention Party Animal http://newsthump.com/2017/06/09/how-do-you-like-me-now-enquires-jeremy-corbyn/ Quote: Jeremy Corbyn is in a definite mood for trash-talk this morning. The usually quiet and humble Obi-Wan knock-off is feeling cock-a-hoop after Labour gained 29 additional seats and took away the Conservative majority. “CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?” bellowed a naked Corbyn from a Labour office balcony to cheering crowds below. “I told that food bank bitch I was coming and did she listen OHH HELL NO SHE DID NOT LISTEN. “We may not have won, but we’ve made things bloody awkward for the posh twats and that’s essentially been my life’s work in politics.” A Labour party spokesperson said, “Jeremy is obviously delighted, as are we all. We were drinking Lambrini until 6 in the morning- or sparkling turnip juice, in Jezza’s case.” Spectator, Elizabeth King, said, “I kind of wish he’d get dressed.” “But I can see why he’s thrilled – and indeed, on a biological level, I can see just how thrilled he is.” Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 09-06-2017 12:51 PM All times are GMT. 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