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HarderFaster Forums >> HarderFaster Active >> Di Canio regains control of Sunderland in military coup Author Pages (1):  [1]      Quin. ??? Registered: Oct 2010 Posts: 33318 - Threads: 426 Location: london [Edited by Quin. on 24-09-2013 10:25 AM] PAOLO Di Canio has declared himself Sunderland manager-for-life following a brutal coup. The charismatic manager, who was fired for poor results on Sunday, stormed the Stadium of Light with tanks and helicopters before making an impassioned address on the club’s YouTube channel. He said: “It takes time to turn a club around and the players I have purchased this summer deserve a chance to settle in. That is why I have seized this club by force and have ordered a reel of piano wire for my talks with senior players. “No longer will this club operate under the communist rule of the FA. Where is the logic in winning a war and leaving your opponents to fight another day, or letting a player leave who then comes back to score against you with his unbroken legs? “Twelve points have been stolen from us this season. The communists might settle for the loss of three points to West Bromwich Albion, but I say no! I say we must take those points back! “To this end I have authorised a low-level bombing raid on the Hawthorns, to be followed by a lightning strike by our infantry led by Lee Cattermole.” Fans gathered around Sunderland’s ground were thought to have hung effigies of chairman Ellis Short and caretaker manager Kevin Ball from lampposts, until it became apparent that they weren’t effigies. Peterborough United, Sunderland’s opponents in tonight’s League Cup game, have confirmed they have received a fax from Di Canio requesting their unconditional surrender. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/di-canio-regains-control-of-sunderland-in-military-coup-2013092479731 And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 24-09-2013 10:16 AM Coops Registered: Jul 2003 Posts: 18545 - Threads: 513 Location: Another brilliant article from The Mash.. Although in all seriousness 5 games in is way too early to sack a manager. It isn't as if they didn't know he was a mad fascist when they employed him. http://essexvintagefair.com/ Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 24-09-2013 10:24 AM Quin. ??? Registered: Oct 2010 Posts: 33318 - Threads: 426 Location: london Quote: Coops wrote on 24-09-2013 10:24 AM Another brilliant article from The Mash.. Although in all seriousness 5 games in is way too early to sack a manager. It isn't as if they didn't know he was a mad fascist when they employed him. I quite liked the idea of him being in the prem, I reckon he'd put the fear of god into any players and some could do with a bit of that. The fact he is also batshit crazy helps too. And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 24-09-2013 10:26 AM Stakker Nunk Development is my bidness. Registered: Sep 2002 Posts: 52963 - Threads: 2190 Location: A North Sea Oil Rig Eating Chicken. 2016 Joint Winner Intellectual Say what you like about Di Canio, at least he made the training run on time. Download My DJ Sets Stream My DJ Sets Listen To My Productions on Soundcloud Listen to My Band; Kites on Soundcloud Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 24-09-2013 10:49 AM Quin. ??? Registered: Oct 2010 Posts: 33318 - Threads: 426 Location: london Quote: Stakker wrote on 24-09-2013 10:49 AM Say what you like about Di Canio, at least he made the training run on time. *snigger* I made him right on a few things though, even if he did seem hardcore the point he was making in some cases was spot on. And he kept them up last year, rough deal. And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 24-09-2013 10:52 AM Coops Registered: Jul 2003 Posts: 18545 - Threads: 513 Location: Quote: Stakker wrote on 24-09-2013 10:49 AM Say what you like about Di Canio, at least he made the training run on time. http://essexvintagefair.com/ Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 24-09-2013 11:14 AM pieman Registered: Mar 2013 Posts: 2532 - Threads: 4 Location: They should never have sacked Cain Dingle. 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