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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> funny... just to cheer the miserable Author Pages (1):  [1]      mimille loves being somewhere else Registered: Apr 2004 Posts: 254 - Threads: 6 Location: well yes, I am a bit bored and funnily enough some of it is quite true I love the last one ------------------------------------------------------------------ ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * loads of creamy yoghurts and a banana Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 14-04-2005 10:04 AM PonyBoy Goldilocks. Registered: Dec 2004 Posts: 14248 - Threads: 724 Location: Add 8508 to my post count for b00n. Sometimes, I wish they had never invented email. I MAY HAVE ALZHEIMER'S..............but at least I don't have Alzheimer's. Riding the Pony is rarely smooth or easy, but then, the best rides never are. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 14-04-2005 10:06 AM mimille loves being somewhere else Registered: Apr 2004 Posts: 254 - Threads: 6 Location: Quote: PonyBoy wrote on 14-04-2005 10:06 AM Sometimes, I wish they had never invented email. me too, don't worry. as I said I am a bit bored and it's pretty miserable today. is that OK? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * loads of creamy yoghurts and a banana Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 14-04-2005 10:07 AM All times are GMT. The time now is 14:48:38         Pages (1):  [1]      Forum Jump: Please select one: -------------------- Search Home -------------------- -- Recent messages -- Welcome to HarderFaster -- Lighthearted Banter -- Serious Discussions -- Upcoming Events and Adverts -- How good a night was THAT ? -- HarderFaster Lifestyle -- Mad Hatter's Corner -- General Mayhem -- HarderFaster Active -- The Asylum -- Mixes and Feedback -- Tunes and Tracks -- DJing -- Production Studio -- Production Feedback -- Photos and Photography -- Community Notices -- F.A.O. -- Classic Threads -- HarderFaster: announcements, suggestions and feedback -- Area 51 Forum Rules: You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts You may delete your posts HTML code is OFF BB Code is ON Smilies are ON

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